Miyan Biwi Funny Sms – Hindi Husband Wife Jokes, Messages, Shayari

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Miyan Biwi Funny Sms

Shaadi ke ek saal baad
Wife:suna hai ki jannat mein husband ke saath wife ko nahi rehne dete
Shohar : sahi suna hai
Wife: aisa kyun ?
Husband: arey pagli isi liye toh usey jannat kehte hain.

 

Pehle woh meri girl friend thi,
Main bolta tha woh sunti thi,
Phir woh meri mangaitar bani,
Tab woh bolti thi main sunta tha,
Ab woh meri biwi hai,
Ab hum dono bolte hain pura mohalla sunta hai.

 

Pakistan mein shaadiyan
Maa baap ki marzi se hoti hain
Isiliay dulha ke liye dulhan surprize hoti hai
Ghoongat uthane ke baad
.
Ya toh Ashwariya
Ya phir Jaysuriya….

 

Kisi ki Yaad aaye – Yaad karo
Zyada aaye – SMS karo
Aur Zyada aaye – Phone karo
Aur bhi Zyada aaye – Milo
Uss se bhi Zyada aaye – Pyar karo
Usse bhi Zyada aaye – Shaadi karo.
Phir kabhi yaad nahi ayegi

 

Girl friend:
chand kitne hote hain?
Boy friend: 2
1 tum
aur 1 wo upar
..
After Merriage
Wife:
Chand kitne hote hain?
Husband:
Andhi ho,
Nazar nahi aata
1 hi hota ha.

 

Dil-e-gumrah ko ay kash pata hota “Ghalib”
Shaadi dilchasp hai tab tak, ki jab tak ho nahi jaati .

Dulha Dulhan Funny Jokes

Dulha: Main shaadi se pehle 20 ladkiyon se chakkar chala chuka hun
Dulhan:Mujhe pata tha ki jab humare sitare milte hain
toh kartoot bhi zarur milte honge.

 

Shaadi karni thi par kismat khuli nahi,
Taj mahal banana tha par Mumtaj mili nahin.
Ek din kismat khuli shaadi huyi,
Ab Taj banana hai,
Par Mumtaj marti nahin.

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