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Kisi Ko Batana Mat..

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Ki Tumhe Khali Msg Bhej Ke Ullu Banaya Hai..!!


Aap Bahut Hi..
Attractive
Sweet
Decent
Cute
Fantastic
Lovable
Handsome
Intelligent
Smart &
Talented
Person Ka SMS Padh Rahe Ho..!!


Chamakte Chand Ko Nind Aane Lagi,
Aapki Khushi Se Duniya Jagmagane Lagi,
Dekhke Aapko Har Kaali Gungunane Lagi,
Abto Fekte Fekte Mujhe Nind Aane Lagi..


Hum Na Hote To Aapko Gazal Kon Kehta,
Apke Chehre Ko Gulab Kon Kehta,
Ye To Karishma He Hum Pyaar Karne Walo Ka,
Warna Patthron Ko TAJMAHAL Kon Kehta..


Upar Wale Ne Sansar Banaya, So Gaya..
Phir Insaan Banaya, Phir So Gaya..
Phir Usne Tumhe Banaya..,
Na Khud Soya Na Humein Sone Diya..


Har Khushi Ko Teri Taraf Mod Du,
Tere Liye Ye Duniya Chhod Du,
Tere Liye Dil Ke Darwaze Khol Du,
Tu Ek Bar Haske Dikha, Tere Sare Daant Tod Du..


Pagal Hamesha Pareshan Kyon Rehta Hai?
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Chalo Chhodo, Ye Tumhara Niji Mamla Hai..!!


Agar Aap Pagal Ho to Miscall Dena,
Mahapagal Ho to Sms Karna,
Bewakuf Ho to Call Karna,
Or Tino Ho to Chup Rahke Kuch Bhi Mat Karna..


This Is My Leg..
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Itni Der Dabane Ke Liye Thanks..
Mujhe Ab Kafi Achcha Mehsus Ho Raha Hai..!!

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