Karwa Chauth Funny Jokes – Karwa Chauth Comedy Message, Status, Jokes

Karwa Chauth Funny Jokes

Dear meri wali(proposed wife),
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Tum jaha bhi ho mere liye karwa chouth ka vrat
mat rakhna. . .
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Meri gf ne rakh liya hai.
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Tum bad me rakh liyo.

 

Laxmi ji ka vahan (ullu) unse ruth gaya or bola…
Aapki sab pooja karte hai.. mjhe koi nahi pujta.
Laxmi ji boli…..ab se har saal meri pooja se 11 din pehle tumhari pooja hogi.
Us din ullu pooje jayenge
Tabhi se diwali k 11 din pehle KARWA CHOWTH manaya jane laga.
Jago patiyo jago ?????????
Janhit me jaari

 

TRAGEDY of married MEN .!

Biwi apni marzi se jeene nahi deti…
aur upar se
‘Karva Chauth’ ka vrat rakh rakh k marne bhi nahi deti.!

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