International Day Against Drug Abuse and Illicit Trafficking 2014 Quotes

If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a ‘fix’ of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine.  ~Rob Stampfli

I don’t do drugs.  I am drugs.  ~Salvador Dali

All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal.  ~Thomas Szasz

Don’t do drugs because if you do drugs you’ll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.  ~John Hardwick

Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.  ~P.J. O’Rourke

If God dropped acid, would he see people?  ~Steven Wright

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society.  If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.  ~P.J. O’Rourke

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.  ~Author Unknown

Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug

use?  It’s nice to be number one, but we can fix that.  All we need to do is start the war on education.  If it’s anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we’ll all be hooked on phonics.  ~Leighann Lord

Avoid all needle drugs – the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.  ~Abbie Hoffman

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.  ~Lily Tomlin

Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they’re the scenic route.  ~Author Unknown

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