Girl and Shopkeeper Double Meaning Message – Funny Adult Jokes, SMS

A Gujarati Girl goes to a shopkeeper n asks: Bhaiya aapke yahaa rape hota hai kya ???

Shopkeeper (shocked) : Madam aage ki dukaan me puchh lijiye yahan nahi hota.

The girl returns after sometime : Bhaiya wo to bol rahe hai yahi hota hai.
Pls kar dijiye na, bahut der ho rahi hai…

Shopkeeper (embarassed) : madam aage dekh lijiye.

Girl: Taking out a gift to be wrapped…
bhaiya itna sa to hai,
pls kar dijiye na….

Shopkeeper (blushing) : arre madam aisa boliye na Wrap karna hai…

Girl: wahi to bola …
rape karna hai…

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