Funny Jokes for Girlfriend – Cute, Lovely Jokes SMS Collection, Status, Text Msg

Girl: If u’ll try to kiss me,
main shor macha doongi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…


Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai.
Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte

Ek raat ek ladke ne anjaan aunty ki help kardi.
Aunty – beta raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahi so jao bittu k room me.
Boy – nahi aunty main hall me hi so jaunga.
Agli subah ek bahut sunder ladki coffee ka cup leke aati hai.
Boy – aap kaun?
Girl – me bittu aur aap?
Boy – Main gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha?

Baap apne bete ko Sabji kharidna saikata Hai..
Beta koi bi Sabji ho , Use sabse phale Daba ke dekhte hai .
Beta -Thik hai Papa .
Kuch dino ke bad Beta bhagta hua Baap ke Office main aata hai aur bolta hai ..
Papa, ek Aadmi Mummy ko khareedna chahta hai

Maine ek ladki ki madad ki to..
usne muje thank u bola.
Maine kaha thank u mat kaho…
ye lo mera Number aur 3 ladkiyo ko dena
Aur un se kaho k ye
aur 3 ladkiyo ko de…

Ladki patane ka tarika..

Chupke se usko piche jakar pakad lo
Agar hasi to samjo FASI
&
Agar gussa huyi to zor zor se chillao


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DIDI DAR GAYI
DIDI DAR GAYI!!

G:- Ghomne phirne ki shokeen
I:- Innocent
R:- Rone ki machine
L:- Larko ki pocket khali karne wali.

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

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