Funny Happy New Year Wishes, SMS, Quotes, Messages, Status

New Year Wishes are the perfect means to wish your loved ones a Happy New Year 2015. Send Funny Happy New Year Wishes, SMS, Quotes, Messages, Status to your friends and colleagues

Funny Happy New Year Wishes

  1. Many people await new years day, to make a new start to their old habits. I wish you otherwise, Happy New Year.
  2. May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.
  3. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, yippee! It’s New Year! Happy New Year my beloved friend.
  4. May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber and the I.R.S.
  5. May you remember to say “I love you” at least once a day to your spouse, your child, your parent, your siblings; but not to your secretary, your nurse, your masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor.Happy New Year 2015

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