New Year Wishes are the perfect means to wish your loved ones a Happy New Year 2015. Send Funny Happy New Year Wishes, SMS, Quotes, Messages, Status to your friends and colleagues
Funny Happy New Year Wishes
- Many people await new years day, to make a new start to their old habits. I wish you otherwise, Happy New Year.
- May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.
- Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, yippee! It’s New Year! Happy New Year my beloved friend.
- May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber and the I.R.S.
- May you remember to say “I love you” at least once a day to your spouse, your child, your parent, your siblings; but not to your secretary, your nurse, your masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor.Happy New Year 2015