Funny Friendship Day SMS – Funny Quotes about Friends, Status, Text Message

“A friend is like a good bra: hard to find, comfortable, supportive, always lifts you up, makes you look better, never lets you down or leaves you hanging, and always close to your heart.”
Happy Friendship Day

Friends are like underwear. Some crawl up your ass. Some snap under pressure. Some don’t have the streght to hold you up. Some get a little twisted. Some are your favorite. Some are cheap and just plain nasty. AND some actually do cover your ass when you need them too!!
Happy Friendship Day


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