Double Meaning Funny Jokes, Naughty SMS, Dirty Text Messages, Lines

Double Meaning Funny Jokes, Naughty SMS, Dirty Text Messages, Lines

Madam- Hand par ek sentence banao,
Boy- My pen*is in ur Hand
Madam- MC ye kya likh diya
Boy- Sorry mam pen ke baad space dena bhul gaya ???


Teacher: Duniya me postman to bahut hai
magar post women kyun nahi hoti?

Student: Isliye ki women ek hi
delivery me 9 mahiney laga deti hai!


Santa was looking at mobiles displayed in a shop.

Salesman: Please come inside & choose.

Santa: MC.. How can you talk to me like that?
U come outside & mera choos.


Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1 Ladki se poocha!
What is Nitrate ?

Ladki sharma kar boli:
Kya sir, aap bhi na.. Kasam se ekdum direct ho jaate ho
Night Rate is 5000/- sirf aap ke liye..

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